A Very Marry Monday: One Night Stand, Date, Marry?

Okay, folks, it's time to map out your love life for the week. Who are you dating, sleeping with and marrying?

This week's options include...

Frodo, a sweet little Hobbit with a ring fetish.

Hercules as played by Kevin Sorbo. My, what a big stick he has.

Captain Jack Sparrow. Sure to love you and leave you...with a few bugs to remember him by.

So those are your choices and you must choose--no weaseling! I'll share mine in the comments.