This week's options include...
Frodo, a sweet little Hobbit with a ring fetish.
Hercules as played by Kevin Sorbo. My, what a big stick he has.
Captain Jack Sparrow. Sure to love you and leave you...with a few bugs to remember him by.
So those are your choices and you must choose--no weaseling! I'll share mine in the comments.
Okay this is a hard one.
ReplyDeleteI'd probably marry Hercules. Then sleep with Sparrow just because the Hobbit is too innocent for anything other than a platonic date.
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I'd say I'd have to date Sparrow, because a sunset cruise in the Caribbean sounds too nice to pass up. I'd have a one night stand with Hercules, after all, he's too hot to be monogamous and I've got jealousy issues. And I'd marry Frodo. He has a ring already, unless he's thrown it into the pits of hell. But he'd probably do a good job of picking out another, and as long as he doesn't call me or the ring "My Precious," I'm good.
ReplyDeleteThat is a really good point about Frodo and the ring, hadn't thought of that.
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