Okay, folks, it's time to map out your love life for the week. Who are you dating, sleeping with and marrying?
This week's options include...
Frodo, a sweet little Hobbit with a ring fetish.
Hercules as played by Kevin Sorbo. My, what a big stick he has.
Captain Jack Sparrow. Sure to love you and leave you...with a few bugs to remember him by.
So those are your choices and you must choose--no weaseling! I'll share mine in the comments.